Baajan Dyo Joot (Haryanvi)

Kade DJ pe rupee lute hai? Kasuta joot bajya kare rupee than pe. Bhati aar bateu pe nakal na lagge isa kade ho sake hai? Iss meh Renu aar Mohan sunavenge vistaar te kahani.

Jab Mohan ne puchya Renu te sawaal ke sarkari bateu chahiye ya private? Toh dekho ke jawab aaya uska. Khadya joot bajega iss mudde pe aar hans-hanske laut-paut ho jaoge.

Parlour meh taiyar hoke aayi lugayi ka machan swabhawik hai par je ubke make-up pe sawaal uthjya toh thamne bera hai ke hoya kare? Dekho machni lugaiya ke tante byah meh.

Byah meh kayi sample hoya kare? Ribbon katayi pe unka baura debenge Renu aar Mohan. Ferya pe chhori aale aar chhore aalya ke chonchle bhi suniyo. Inki batayi baat sunke thamne zarur koye byah yaad aa jyaga.